Thirty-five Twenty-six

Fish tank window, neon fish.
Televisions upside down,
sideways, leaning on walls.
Colourful lawn ornaments chaotically
overtaking the front yard.
The backyard treehouse,
full of candy, and pillows.
Hammock, firehouse pole, ropeswing,
inside.
Slide instead of stairs.
Disco ball elevator.
Lego Closet.
Cookie drawer.
Racecar bed.
Bookshelves to the ceiling,
sliding ladders, Secret garden.

How am I trusted
to be financially competent
When I buy moon shoes
after touring a condo?